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Creepy Man Freaks Everybody Out By Grabbing Knife to Defend Goat Sex As a 'Constitutional Right'

Drew Weisholtz — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:49:28 +0000

Maybe the only thing more ridiculous than getting busted for having sex with an animal is getting busted for arguing so passionately that it should be legal. In one of the more bizarre and unsettling crimes you’ll probably come across, 41-year-old Waukesha, Wisconsin man Shaun Keith Orris was arrested earlier this month after he got [...]

TheFW March Madness Brackets Round Three — Best Internet Animals

Christine Gritmon — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 22:17:25 +0000

It's March Madness, and we're ranking the stuff that really matters -- animals, cartoons, retro snacks and memes.

Humans Yelling Like Goats Yelling Like Humans Is a Thing Now

Emerald Catron — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 16:42:30 +0000

It’s official — goats yelling like humans has gone beyond just a viral video meme. Here is Los Angeles comedy troupe Olde Payphone yelling like goats yelling like humans. They do a pretty good job, which is to say they sound about as much like goats as the goats sound like humans. We think this [...]

A Modest Proposal: Goats Should Replace the 'Wilhelm Scream'

Emerald Catron — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 20:23:51 +0000

YouTuber FollowtheFoot has an interesting idea for all of us. Take the classic “Wilhelm Scream” sound effect, and replace it with a screaming goat. Even if you think that’s a totally dumb idea, you still get to hear some screaming goats if you watch this video, which is ALWAYS HILARIOUS. FollowtheFoot has even been kind [...]

The Best (and Most Hilarious) Screaming Goat Remixes on the Web

Emerald Catron — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:07:32 +0000

Now that we think of it, why wouldn't you add footage of screaming goats to as many songs as you possibly could? Needless to say, this new internet trend makes much more sense to us than Harlem Shake videos or teenage

Watch These Goats Go On the Attack — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 09:00:53 +0000

[onescreen item="4994271"] Goats seem pretty nice. They have little beards and say “baaaaaa” and eat grass and stuff. They also have horns, though. Sometimes, animal instincts just take over, even if it seems like a mismatch. Now, these attacks aren’t very serious. They’re more on the adorable side, really. But we wouldn’t want to run [...]

Screaming Goats, a Maternal Koala and a Real Hangdog — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 09:00:22 +0000

[onescreen item="4992968"] Today we have a triple threat of irresistible video to distract you. First up is a pair of goats that don’t seem interesting in the typical “baaaaaa” you’d expect; they’d rather just yell at you. Next is a mama koala bear whose cub is a little scared of meeting her on that next [...]

Jerk Goat Terrorizes Middle School

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 16:55:58 +0000

Things got a little crazy at Lamar Fleming Middle School in Houston, Texas Tuesday morning when what has been described as a “mean old goat’ wandered onto campus. Instead of heading to the cafeteria dumpster for a snack, as one would expect from his kind, this horned beast began head butting and biting at students, causing [...]

Goats on a See Saw Will Rock Your Cuteness World

Dan Seitz — Sat, 29 Sep 2012 22:30:34 +0000

Baby goats are just as inquisitive as any other baby animal. But like most babies, they have to learn about physics the hard way. Mostly it’s just these goats wandering around the seesaw, not really sure what’s going on. They are only a day old, so it’s not like they’re exactly up on all their [...]