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		<title>Sultry Santa &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2012 18:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Location: County lockup. Achievements: Ruining Christmas for all five people pictured, and an estimated many more. Skills: The element of surprise. Hobbies: His PO suggested that he get some. He&#8217;s open to suggestions. His Motto: “Somebody&#8217;s on the naughty list &#8212; it&#8217;s me!&#8221; [button href="http://guyspeed.com/no-way-ned-hot-mess-of-the-day/" title="Next Mess: No Way Ned" align="center"] Source: Sultry Santa &#8212; Hot Mess of the [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 19:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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		<title>Hurricane Sandy &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 17:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Terry the Teet &#8212; Hot Mess of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 17:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackie Mancini</dc:creator>
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