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10 Reasons You Should Stay Gainfully Unemployed — The Funnies

Amit Wehle — Sun, 26 Aug 2012 20:30:52 +0000

Jobs Jobs Jobs! That’s all anyone talks about these days. Have you ever actually had a job? Most of them are awful, so sit back, relax and look at the bright side of not getting a steady paycheck. Check out these reasons why not having a job may be the greatest thing since the creation [...]

This YouTube Love Serenade Is Painfully Awkward

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 15:42:28 +0000

“Everything I do, I do it for you,” sings Bryan Adams in his notoriously sappy smash hit of the same name. YouTube user THASSLEHOFF seconds that emotion, choosing the Robin Hood movie theme to serenade a fair maiden named Emily. THASSLEHOFF preempted the inevitable criticism of his thin, tuneless voice by conceding in the video’s [...]

eBay Causes Controversy by Banning all Curses, Magic Potions, and Spells From the Website

Sasha Spielman — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 20:02:05 +0000

Oh no – here goes my fav. Saturday night activity – shopping for love potions on eBay – NOT! eBay just announced that starting on August 30 the company is banning the sales of spells, magic potions, prayers, curses and more!

10 Annoying People You Will Always Find Lurking in the Supermarket

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 17:08:37 +0000

Eating out is a privilege, made all the sweeter because we don’t have to prepare the meal ourselves, which means we don’t have to go to the grocery store, which, if you’ve ever been, you know can be a heart-palpitating nightmare. Going to the grocery store to pick up enough food and supplies to last [...]

8 TV Characters Guys Love Who Are Massive Aholes

Kyle Dowling — Sun, 05 Aug 2012 21:12:46 +0000

For as long as there have been a-holes on television, there have been men who love them. It’s a hard fascination to describe; perhaps there’s just something intriguing about the guy who is the powerful, confident type. These are the guys who say all of the memorable lines, the ones who get the girls — [...]

Enter Faceplant: Woman Falls On Her Face During Metallica Cover

Joe Student — Sun, 05 Aug 2012 20:40:46 +0000

Head-banging to Metallica is a time-honored tradition, but it’s usually not this literal. Normally, if you are not sober when banging your head to heavy metal music, you should have a crowd of other head-bangers to prevent you from falling — or, at least have a nice soft mattress in your vicinity. The woman in [...]

Is This Husband's Car Crash Prank Funny or Cruel?

Don Deane — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 15:39:45 +0000

There are funny pranks and those that are just plain cruel. This one, where a husband convinces his wife that they’re about to be creamed by a semi truck in a head-on collision, is definitely more the latter. Hey, this could be grounds for divorce, buddy.

'Sh*t Girls Say' Is Funny 'Cause It's True [VIDEO]

Shauna Wright — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:05:57 +0000

There are some phrases that are usually only spoken by women — and a new viral video, ‘Sh*t Girls Say,’ proves it in hilarious fashion. In it, you’ll see a guy doing the best impression of a stereotypical woman ever while spouting things like “I know, right?” and “Shut UP” with all the aplomb that [...]

You Know You're From Lawton When…

Z94 — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 19:26:31 +0000

You Know You're From Lawton when...
every time someone breaks ground for a new business everyone says "That's going to be the new Target!"

loud gun fire, cannons, tanks and helicopters are shaking the house and it's not only ignored it's normal.

you measure distance in minutes not miles.

you strategic