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Bad News, Fellas: Masturbation Apparently Does Not Cure Insomnia
Bad News, Fellas: Masturbation Apparently Does Not Cure Insomnia
Bad News, Fellas: Masturbation Apparently Does Not Cure Insomnia
Medical experts have concluded that petting the walrus for Jesus, wrestling the bald-headed champ, punchin’ the munchkin, bopping the bologna, beating off, masturbating, or whatever you choose to call playing with yourself will not help a person fall asleep – no matter how much they do it. Shucks.