Kim Kardashian

While one would think Kim Kardashian’s speedy divorce from human prop Kris Humphries would provide stand-up comics with easy punchlines, comedian Rob Delaney is taking the news in an entirely different direction. In a column he writes for Vice Magazine, Delaney declared that he will be suing Kardashian and others for forcing a sham wedding on the American public.

Ever since the news broke on Monday that reality star Kim Kardashian was ending her marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries only 72 days after the two swapped vows, Twitter’s been all abuzz with things longer than Kim’s marriage. But as brief as the union was, it wasn’t Hollywood’s shortest — not by a long shot. ...

So, has the shock of Kim Kardashian divorcing Kris Humphries after 72 days of wedded bliss worn off yet? Good thing the news broke on Halloween because we were so depressed, we needed to drown our sorrows in bucketfuls of fun size Milky Ways. Like many a divorcee, though, we will soldier on. Let’s start the healing process with 14 jokes about Kim and Kris’ marriage.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are calling it quits after…ummm three, minus four, carry the two…seventy-two days of wedded bliss. Give or take a couple days. No one. NO ONE. Should be surprised. What should come as a surprise is that it ended so fast. We all ass ...

After a media spectacle of a wedding that took place just over two months ago, TMZ is now reporting that reality star Kim Kardashian will file for divorce from her husband, NBA player Kris Humphries, sometime on Monday.

Kim Kardashian can now say she has something in common with Katy Perry, President Obama, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga. On Monday, the reality star and denizen of the ranks of the famous-for-being-famous became just the fifth Twitter user ever to rack up 10 million followers.

On October 9 and 10, E! will be airing a two-part special on the wedding of reality star Kim Kardashian and New Jersey Net forward Kris Humphries. ‘Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event,’ will, according to the network, feature  “every step of the process, from wedding planning and partying to the moment when they say ‘I do.’”

Clothing retailer Old Navy is known for its kitschy commercials featuring ’80s and ’90s icons such as Morgan Fairchild and Joan Collins. But in its latest campaign, “Super C-U-T-E,” the company bypassed an actual star and went with an apparent lookalike of reality show phenom Kim Kardashian — and she is not amused.

While millions of Americans struggle without health insurance, Kim Kardashian put the system to good use by getting a frivolous butt X-ray on Sunday’s episode of ”Keeping Up with the Kardashians.’ Kim had her rump X-rayed as a way to prove she’s never had butt implants. By way of comparison, the doctor first showed an X-ray of sister Kourtney’s surgically enhanced chest. But, Kim’s x-ray showed no