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Eva Padberg and Karolina Kurkova Pose for 'The Perfect Model' — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:00:12 +0000

Eva Padberg and Karolina Kurkova are two famous models. That’s just a guess. We’re guessing because they are thin and attractive but also because they are hosting a new show called ‘Das perfekte Model’ or ‘The Perfect Model.’ It’s a reality show that, if, we’ve really got to explain the premise you’re ‘Das Perfekte Moron.’ [...]

'Our Choice' of Gorgeous Women at the People's Choice Awards — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:31:09 +0000

The People’s Choice awards have something to do with who the average fan likes the most on TV, in movies and blah blah blah awards blah blah. It’s just another awards show, so who cares about anything but the hot women that show up to try and ‘out hot’ each other. ‘Out hot’ is actually [...]

Does Dolly Parton Age Backwards? — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 16:30:51 +0000

Now hang on just a second, before you throw a coffee mug at your computer monitor, hear us out — Dolly Parton looks ridiculously good for a woman her age. We will go so far as to say Dolly looks better than women half her age. She must have caught the Benjamin Button. That’s a [...]

Brooklyn Decker Looks Sensational Even With Giant Condom on Her Head — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:57:00 +0000

It takes an incredibly confident and sexy woman to pull of a hat like the satellite dish model Brooklyn Decker is sporting in these photos from the Magic Millions thoroughbred horserace in Australia. Calling it a satellite dish is being kind because it actually looks like a giant condom. Maybe it’s a Chinet plate and [...]

Tamara Ecclestone at the London Boat Show — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:00:30 +0000

Tamara Ecclestone is no stranger to this website. We’ve stared at her for long periods of time on many occasions and feel she is one of the underrated beauties roaming the Earth at this moment. Tamara Ecclestone was on hand to launch the 2012 London Boat Show and these pictures are really making us think [...]

Rooney Mara of 'The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo' — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 13:00:45 +0000

Rooney Mara made her acting debut in 2005 and has stared in major films like the ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’ remake and ‘The Social Network.’ Mara is really becoming a household name thanks to her role in the new movie ‘The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo,’ based on the popular novel of the same name.

Serena Williams is Looking Jacked! — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 13:00:58 +0000

Perhaps we don’t pay close enough attention to women’s tennis to notice the transformation of Serena Williams. It’s amazing, she still looks sensational at Red Carpet events, but she looks positively possessed in some of these photos shot at the 2012 Brisbane International over the weekend. We feel really bad for that tennis ball. So what [...]

Our 'Rear in Review' Displays The Year's Best Butts — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 15:00:20 +0000

The year is coming to a close and year-end lists are a plenty. We’ve been seeing a ton of ‘Year in Review’ articles but we’ve decided to go one better. We present the ‘Rear in Review,’ a look back at some of the best butts from this past year. We’ve also sprinkled in a couple [...]

The NBA Cheerleaders are Back! — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 13:00:14 +0000

Now that the NBA lockout is officially behind us, and teams are back on the court, we can concentrate on the most important part of any NBA game — the cheerleaders. Every NBA game is indoors, unlike the NFL, where the pom-pom pushers for the cold weather teams have to bundle up when the temperature [...]

Why Have We Never Heard of Amy Childs? — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:00:13 +0000

It isn’t very often that a good looking woman slips past our radar but we’ve got to be honest and admit that we haven’t a clue who Amy Childs is and where she has been hiding. We came across her image today and felt stupid for not finding her earlier.According to this thing called the internet, [...]

Vintage Playboy Bunnies — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:00:41 +0000

Sure it’s fun to look at the Playboy girls of today, but every once in a while, it’s interesting to check out some of the Playboy bunnies of the past. We aren’t talking about the women in the magazine, we’re more interested in the ladies that used to work at the famed Playboy clubs. Check [...]

Amazing Body Art from the International Tattoo Convention — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 13:00:11 +0000

The 21st International Tattoo Convention was held in Berlin, Germany on December 3rd and the show not only attracted a slew of beautifully tattooed ladies but some amazing works of body art. Here is a captivating gallery of some of the people and tattoos from the event.

Ari Graynor of 'The Sitter' — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 13:00:54 +0000

Ari Graynor is one of the stars of the new movie ‘The Sitter’ with Jonah Hill. Her first notable role was on ‘The Sopranos’ and she has appeared on ‘Veronica Mars,’ ‘CSI: Miami’ and ‘Fringe.’ Ari caught our attention at the premiere for the movie ‘The Sitter.’ Here are some photos from that red carpet [...]

Coaches Screaming Like Little Girls — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:00:02 +0000

A professional coach has two very important jobs during the game — to motivate men and to get other people (mainly officials) to see his point of view. It’s incredibly difficult to do either of those things when you’re jumping around, screaming and carrying on like a little girl that just got tossed out of an ‘American Girl Doll’ store.

Britney Spears Celebrates Her 30th Birthday — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 13:00:54 +0000

Britney Spears turned 30 last week and it was a very uneventful birthday — she went ice skating with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. It seems like the crazy, umbrella swinging Britney is indeed long gone. Luckily, the hot Britney is still here, looking as good as ever in her advanced age. Seriously? Thirty years old? [...]

Why Does Taylor Swift Always Look So Surprised? — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 13:04:21 +0000

Taylor Swift is an incredibly talented young woman and very deserving of all the awards and accolades she has received in her short career. The only person that doesn’t feel this way is Taylor Swift. We can only assume that because she always looks so shocked at any awards show or event. She is either [...]

Young Women Wearing 'Old Lady' Glasses — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 13:00:46 +0000

Fashion is cyclical. Old lady glasses never really went out of style though, especially with, well old ladies. It seems more young women are choosing to wear specs that look like they were found in Grandma’s desk drawer next to her original pay stubs and Werther’s Originals. Here is a gallery of young women wearing [...]

Necklaces So Large You Don't Notice Cleavage — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Danny Gallagher — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 13:00:48 +0000

Men may not know much about jewelry, but what we do know is that anything that distracts our attention away from the awesome accessories that God already gave women (aka boobs) is overstated and unnecessary. Still, some ladies fail to understand the sheer beauty that Mother Nature has bestowed upon them, and instead choose to [...]

The Classic Italian Beauty of Sophia Loren — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:00:29 +0000

Sophia Loren is an Italian beauty and the first actress to win an Academy Award for a non-English speaking movie role. Since then, Loren has won fifty international awards, including two Oscars, seven Golden Globe Awards and a Grammy Award. In 2009, the Guinness Book of World Records recognized her as “Italy’s Most Awarded Actress.” [...]

Timeless Shots of Women Reading Magazines — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 12:00:01 +0000

Vintage photos of people doing anything mundane activity tend to fascinate us. Take for example, this photo gallery of women reading magazines. Not only do the ladies hold our attention, but the magazines they are reading are also interesting; Photoplay, Sunny and Suffrage are just some of the titles of magazines that most of us [...]