nudity

Britain's University of Nottingham field hockey team (men playing field hockey? Yeah, Europe is tres weird, right?) recently played an all-nude match to stop homophobia in sports. Their hearts are in the right place (literally -- we can see them since they're shirtless), but couldn't they have had a bake sale or something? We're not being homophobic. It's just the male body is like a bad Internet headline -- it doesn't entice you.

No shirt, no shoes, service.

If you think catching your neighbor mowing the lawn without a top on is disturbing, wait’ll you get a load of this.

We're glad we still live in a world where a woman whipping out her breasts in public makes the news, but also a modern world where everyone's got a camera on them at all times.

Combining nudity and cooking sounds unappealing and dangerous as far as hobbies we'd like to take on, as we have yet to find an oven mitt engineered to keep our prized family jewels from being charbroiled. However, we're totally into being a spectator.