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		<title>Did Yankees Security Guards Eject Fans for Heckling in Toronto?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 18:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Student</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New York Yankees may have found a new way to affirm their status as baseball&#8217;s Evil Empire. According to a Blue Jays fan, guards employed by the Yankees had two Jays fans removed from Friday night&#8217;s Yankees-Blue Jays game at Rogers Centre in Toronto after the fans heckled members of the Yankees&#8217; bullpen. Blue [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The New York Yankees may have found a new way to affirm their status as <a href="http://guyspeed.com/yankees-evil-empire/" target="_blank">baseball's Evil Empire</a>. According to a Blue Jays fan, guards employed by the Yankees <a href="http://www.thestar.com/sports/bluejays/2013/04/22/blue_jays_fans_ejected_from_rogers_centre_on_word_of_yankees_security_guards.html" target="_blank">had two Jays fans removed</a> from Friday night's Yankees-Blue Jays game at Rogers Centre in T</p>
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		<title>Security Guard Accidentally Shoots off His Own Wiener</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 20:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is nothing funny about an overzealous pistol-packer desperately trying to impress by waving a loaded gun around. That is, until the idiot forgets how to use the safety, and shoots his own pecker&#160;into one of his tube socks. At that point, we must admit: it is a bit hilarious. However, Rio Claro police say [...]]]></description>
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