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Man Claims Stolen Beer Is His Wiener

Mike Adams — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 18:53:09 +0000

In a wicked world of dishonest boozehounds and ripple junkies, one should never be too surprised by the size of the cojones on these shifty characters; that is, unless the bulge in their pants carries a striking resemblance to a couple cans of beer. At that point, you can rest assure that you are being ripped off.

Thief Makes Off With Over $4,000 Worth of Spanx

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 20:16:20 +0000

A JCPenney in Vero Beach, Florida has been victimized by what the media is calling the Spanx Bandit. While that moniker evokes images of a svelte thief who uses the body-shaping hosiery to slide into small places, the truth is even more insidious. This bandit, for which there is no current description of, made off with 100 Spanx along [...]