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Woman Kills Boyfriend With Her Boobs

Mike Adams — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 15:00:57 +0000

What man doesn’t enjoy having his face buried in between a set of enormous knockers from time to time? Well, except when those monstrous protuberances go rogue and end up being the last thing you ever see. Unfortunately, that is exactly the type of madness that happened over the weekend in Everett, Washington. Authorities say [...]

18-Year-Old Brazilian Woman Auctioning Off Virginity to Pay Mom's Medical Bill

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 18:36:58 +0000

After Rebeca Bernardo's mother suffered a debilitating stroke, the 18-year-old tried waitressing and other "legitimate" forms of employment to raise funds for mom's care.

But when that wasn't enough, Bernardo turned to the world's oldest profession. Inspired by fellow Brazilian Catarina Migliorini, who raised $ 780,000 by auctioning off her virginity, Bernardo decided to put her first time on the block.

Naked Man Engages Police in New Year's Samurai Standoff

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 17:00:44 +0000

They call New Year’s Eve amateur night because it’s a night where nearly everyone parties hard, not just those who have regular experience with intoxicants. This means that it’s a pretty safe bet that some idiotic stuff is going to go down, sometimes even before the ball drops. We don’t know what substances Coco Bennett ingested in the [...]

Drunk Girl Found Stuck Between Buildings

Cameron Simcik — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 20:55:55 +0000

Not that we're speaking from experience, but everyone's done something stupid when they've had a few too many to drink. We're talking about driving drunk while dressed as a zombie kind of dumb. Here's a less dangerous example -- getting stuck between two buildings.

Man Sues Dominatrix — Er, Dominator — Who Turned Out to Be Cross-Dressing Man

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 20:24:52 +0000

Michael Kollar wanted to get roughed up by a woman in leather. So the 30-year-old German got on the Internet and scheduled a session with a dominatrix who went by the (gender-reassuring) name of Lady Gina. However, when Kollar showed up at the sex worker’s door, Lady Gina was no lady. Instead Kollar was staring at 50-year-old Uwe Bayer, [...]

Check Out The Woman Who Sold her Virginity for $780,000

Mike Moody — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 18:57:41 +0000

We told you about Catarina Migliorini a few weeks ago. She’s the 20-year-old Brazilian hot girl who was auctioning off her virginity to the highest bidder. Well, we have a winner! A Japanese man calling himself “Natsu” had the winning bid – a cool $780,000. Migliorini has claimed that 90 percent of the funds she [...]

Woman Gets Sculpture of Her Lady Parts on Tombstone

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 18:35:06 +0000

Recently we've started to compile a list of awesome things to put in our will, like having strippers at our funeral. While it might seem like a weird death request, all we really want is to go out with a bang, and it turns out a lady over in Serbia understands our logic.

Beaverton Police Take Hamster Into Protective Custody

Dan Seitz — Sat, 20 Oct 2012 19:45:58 +0000

Pulling over a driver suspected of being impaired is unfortunately far too common for most police officers. Having to take a hamster into protective custody, on the other hand, is somewhat outside the usual scope of police duty. And yet, in Beaverton, OR, they were called on to do just that. A woman was pulled [...]

UK Man Attacks Maxi Pad Company For Duping Him

John Paulson — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 18:00:25 +0000

Ah, the mysteries of the female body. For many of us, our first exposure to the mysteries of female anatomy comes in one of two ways: 1. The poorly-hidden Playboy collection in our father’s bottom desk drawer. (Come on, did he really think we wouldn’t lift up that 10-year-old copy of Rod and Reel Magazine? He [...]

News Reporter Eats Cat Food, Harasses Doorman to Tell Story

Emerald Catron — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:15:51 +0000

When Detroit News reporter Charlie LeDuff wants to prove a point, Detroit News reporter Charlie LeDuff is going to prove a point. In this video, he eats cat food to prove that even animal byproducts from a can taste better than the food Meals on Wheels was serving to seniors. He also becomes the bane [...]

Nun Steals Four Loko From Convenience Store

Jo Pincushion — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:07:02 +0000

Someone needs to tell her that they took all the good stuff out two years ago. If you had the unfortunate experience of attending Catholic School as a child like some of us did, you know that Nuns are terrifying pillars of devotion to God, with the authority to hit you with a ruler. [...]

Man Dies After Winning Roach-Eating Contest

Donald Deane — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 14:25:04 +0000

Well, it's finally happened -- someone died after gorging themselves in an eating contest. But here's the kicker: The 32-year-old man in question passed away after scarfing down dozens of roaches and worms. Ick! Why couldn't it have been something tasty like hot dogs or buffalo wings?

Teen Loses Stomach After Drinking Liquid Nitrogen Enhanced Cocktail

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:10:38 +0000

While it may seem strange, bars will sometimes use liquid nitrogen to spruce up the presentation of their drinks. Although the substance causes severe burns when touched directly, in its room-temperature gaseous form it creates a fog-like effect and should be harmless.

Trying telling that to Gaby Scanlon. The English woman was celebrating her 18th birthday with friends Thursday night when she ordered a cocktail featuring room-temperature liquid nitrogen at Oscar's Wine Bar in Lancaster.

Man Mistakes Phone Call From Dog for Burglar

Jeremy Taylor — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 13:45:48 +0000

Recently, a man from Orem, Utah was away from his house when he received a call on his cell phone from his home number. But instead of a voice on the other end, he heard nothing but banging and scratching noises and began to fear his home was being burglarized. So he called the cops. But when they arrived there was no indication of a robbery or foul play of any kind.

Cut-Rate Batman Goes to Jail for Obstructing Police

Mike Adams — Sat, 06 Oct 2012 19:05:58 +0000

A manhunt for a hit-and-run driver in upper Michigan over the weekend turned into a full-blown Gotham city sideshow as state police say they were forced to arrest a man who showed up at the crime scene dressed like Batman. Authorities say they had no choice but to arrest 33-year-old Mark Wayne Williams (not to [...]

Stripper Pole Dance Bursts Guy's Bladder At Bachelor Party?

Mike Moody — Sat, 06 Oct 2012 17:01:08 +0000

A man has filed a lawsuit against a strip club claiming a stripper ruptured his bladder during a pole dance performance. How exactly did this happen? Apparently, one of the lovely ladies at the Port Richmond, Pennsylvania Penthouse Club climbed to the top of her stripper pole and “launched herself down onto his abdomen,” the [...]

Exotic Dancer Calls Cops Because Guy Won't Answer His Door

Mike Adams — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 19:30:47 +0000

When it comes to ordering things over the phone like exotic dancers and high-class hookers, a man has to be careful that he does not get served a welfare hussy instead. However, if some gangly looking sexual petri dish does show up at your door ready to perform services and you feel your standards [...]

Corrections Officers Sent Inmates on Beer Runs…And They Came Back!

Amy Sciarretto — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 14:28:41 +0000

The inmates are definitely running this asylum. Corrections officers at the only American Samoa jail are accused of letting the jail birds leave the grounds to go on beer and food runs. A police search of the Territorial Correctional facility in July found beer in an inmate’s cell, sparking an investigation. While trying to find out how [...]

Woman Wanted For Riding Manatee No Longer Terrorizing the Seas

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 15:57:47 +0000

Floridians and sea mammals can rest easy today, as Gloria Garcia Gutierrez, the woman who was photographed riding a manatee at Fort DeSoto Park has turned herself into the authorities. Gutierrez, 52, claims she is “new in town,” and thus didn’t realize it was against the law to catch a lift on one of the [...]

Texans Make World's Largest Frito Pie

Cameron Simcik — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 19:34:18 +0000

Fritos fits the bill of a perfect snack. Now, before you get all snack sassy, just hear us out. They’re crunchy, salty, miniature, AND they’re the ultimate dip-scooper. Could it get any better? No way. That’s why when we heard the folks over at the Texas State Fair wanted to honor the delicious goodness, we couldn’t contain our Frito-loving excitement!