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13 Year Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted Into College [VIDEO]

Meet Tyler Morgan a 13 year old drinking prodigy who was just recently accepted to Ohio State University. This kids drinking skill is amazing. What? Drinking can be a skill! He's been pounding the booze since he was a small child. Tyler began his drinking career much earlier than most, at the age of 7 he starting drinking beer, wine and even hard liquor.

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The Onion Launches a Bid for the Pulitzer Prize [VIDEO]

Amidst a sea of fact- and opinion-based newspapers, parody publication The Onion has stood as a beacon of completely made-up journalism for 1,000 issues. The paper has never received a prize for its years of service, so naturally, an also made-up watchdog group called Americans for Fairness in Awarding Journalism Prizes has taken up the noble cause of pressuring the Pulitzer committee to bestow The Onion with its top honors.

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