The Onion

The Onion Reviews the New Bond Movie- Spectre [VIDEO]
The wait is over, the new Bond movie 'Spectre' is finally in theaters! Being a big 007 fan I couldn't wait to see it and at our brand new theater the Carmike Cinemas Patriot 13 IMAX. The new theater is located at 2803 N.W. 67th Street next to the new Wal-Mart. If you haven't been by yet you should s…
13 Year Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted Into College [VIDEO]
Meet Tyler Morgan a 13 year old drinking prodigy who was just recently accepted to Ohio State University. This kids drinking skill is amazing. What? Drinking can be a skill! He's been pounding the booze since he was a small child. Tyler began his drinking career much earlier than most, at the a…
The Onion Launches a Bid for the Pulitzer Prize [VIDEO]
Amidst a sea of fact- and opinion-based newspapers, parody publication The Onion has stood as a beacon of completely made-up journalism for 1,000 issues. The paper has never received a prize for its years of service, so naturally, an also made-up watchdog group called Americans for Fairness in Awar…