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		<title>World&#039;s Most Cold-Hearted Thief Steals $6 From a Nun</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 18:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A thief in Boston is going to have to do some serious explaining the next time he goes to confession. Sister Alice Kenneally, an 85-year-old nun, was robbed of $6 last week while she was getting set to pay for tickets to a Lenten fish dinner. Sister Alice says she was reaching for her money [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A thief in Boston is going to have to do some serious explaining the next time he goes to confession.</p>
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		<title>Man Claims Stolen Beer Is His Wiener</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Mar 2013 18:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a wicked world of dishonest boozehounds and ripple junkies, one should never be too surprised by the size of the cojones on these shifty characters; that is, unless the bulge in their pants carries a striking resemblance to a couple cans of beer. At that point, you can rest assure that you are being [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In a wicked world of dishonest boozehounds and ripple junkies, one should never be too surprised by the size of the <em>cojones</em> on these shifty characters; that is, unless the bulge in their pants carries a striking resemblance to a couple cans of beer. At that point, you can rest assure that you are being ripped off. </p>
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		<title>Man Arrested After Breaking Into Restaurant, Eating 16 Slices of Pie and Falling Asleep</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2013 21:02:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Student</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man broke into a Baltimore fast-food restaurant last month and ate 16 slices of pie before falling asleep and being captured, police say. Baltimore police responded to a break-in at a Popeye&#8217;s chicken restaurant on Feb. 19, whereupon they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor of the establishment. When the cops checked [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A man broke into a Baltimore fast-food restaurant last month and ate 16 slices of pie before falling asleep and being captured, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5988045/thief-breaks-into-popeyes-eats-16-slices-of-pie-gets-tired-from-eating-all-the-pie-takes-nap-gets-arrested" target="_blank">police say</a>. Baltimore police responded to a break-in at a Popeye's chicken restaurant on Feb. 19, whereupon they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor of the establishme</p>
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		<title>Teenager Shocked After Catching Teacher on Video Stealing from Students&#039; Backpacks</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/teacher-stealing-students-backpacks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 15:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Drew Weisholtz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure, teachers may be underpaid, but there’s got to be a better way for them to make some extra money besides stealing. From their students. A sophomore at Linden High School, in Linden, California, caught her gym teacher taking money out of students’ backpacks and managed to capture it on video. Justine Betti said students [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sure, teachers may be underpaid, but there’s got to be a better way for them to make some extra money besides stealing.</p>
<p>From their students.</p>
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		<title>Thieves Pull Off $50 Million Diamond Heist (Yes, $50 Million)</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/50-million-diamonds-stolen-brussels-airport/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Chaberski</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the kind of thing that, if you saw it in a movie, you&#8217;d call it implausible: international jewel thieves stole $50 million in diamonds at the airport. A group of eight very ambitious, very well prepared thieves dressed up as police officers and drove two black cars out onto the tarmac at the international airport [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's the kind of thing that, if you saw it in a movie, you'd call it implausible: international <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/20/world/europe/thieves-steal-millions-in-diamonds-at-brussels-airport.html?hp&amp;_r=0" target="_blank">jewel thieves stole $50 million in diamonds</a> at the airport.</p>
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		<title>Overzealous Thieves Try to Blow Up ATM, Demolish the Whole Bank Instead</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/overzealous-thieves-try-to-blow-up-atm-demolish-the-whole-bank-instead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2012 16:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember that scene (see below) in &#8216;Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid&#8217; where Butch lays dynamite around the safe, but uses a bit too much and it blows up the entire train car and money flies around everywhere? This is like that, only in Germany and on Monday. A rogue gang of delinquents in Darup, Germany, tried [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember <a href="http://youtu.be/9dxFHc5e9ik?t=11s" target="_blank">that scene</a> (see below) in 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' where Butch lays dynamite around the safe, but uses a bit too much and it blows up the entire train car and money flies around everywhere? This is like that, only in Germany and on Monday.</p>
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