The only thing worse than a coffee snob, is a beer snob! How annoying are these people? Unfortunately, we all know at least one beer snob who has to make all our lives miserable by running their mouth endlessly about their extensive beer knowledge and plate. We have to hear at great length and in monotonous, full color detail just how sophisticated and cultivated their tastes are. What a drag, don't you want to dick punch them? I know I do! Well there's no need for violence, not when there's Triumph the insult comic dog!