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Love means never having to say something in over 140 characters.

Whether you're an iPhone fan or not, you're probably well aware iOS 7 was released yesterday. For all non-users, this basically means the phone's software was amped up a bit, which sounds like it'd be totally cool, but as soon as people could download it, Twitter exploded with complaints.

In case you missed the VMAs last night, which you probably should have considering 'Breaking Bad' was on, Miley Cyrus caused the internet to explode.

Wow, people are upset that Ben Affleck is going to be the next Batman. Like, really upset. It's almost like this somehow simultaneously affects them personally (it doesn't), and they have nothing else in their lives to worry about (we're jealous). They may be upset about it, but at least some folks have a sense of humor about it. Here are some choice tweets on the subject.

Who's excited for 'Your Next'?? Wait, what? It's called 'You're Next'? As in, "you are the next one to be murdered by the scary mask wearing people"? Oh, that makes much more sense than 'Your Next' which is just confusing. Your next what exactly? We have no idea.

If you follow Patton Oswalt on Twitter, you hopefully noticed that he pulled off the greatest Twitter troll probably ever over the weekend.

Geraldo Rivera has been married five times, so he seemed intent on showing just what these women find so irresistible.

Chipotle may make good food, but its cuisine isn't what's got people talking over the weekend.

Hey, anyone know a good burger place?

The George Zimmerman case obviously had a lot of people talking, but the words of one teenager landed him in jail.

We’ve all been there – the breaking point when it’s time to unfriend someone on Facebook.

It seems like social media is taking over our lives.