Victoria's Secret

The Dallas Cowboys are probably the NFL franchise most associated with the sexy female form, thanks to their legendary cheerleaders. Now "America's Team" is encouraging its fans to take some of this sexiness home by opening the first Victoria's Secret store ever in a sports venue.

Ever wonder what would your favorite Victoria’s Secret model would look like if she were fat? Yeah, us either. If you’re one of the few that has then you’re in luck — it’s now technologically possible to plumpen up our favorite females.

Last night’s annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show showcased the must-have lingerie items for the holidays and left male viewers slackjawed and dumbfounded. Check out photos from the show below. And guys? Please stop drooling. It’s unbecoming.

The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was last night. We’ve got the pictures. We’ve got all the pictures.

What piece of lingerie costs more than everything you own? The Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Treasure bra. Who will be wearing it for their annual holiday fashion show? Australia supermodel Miranda Kerr. Who wants to rob that gaudy piece of undergarment and sell it? Everyone reading this blog.