That Time Jack Bauer Interrogated Santa Claus

In a post-9/11 country, I can completely understand Santa as a potential terrorist. He's in and out of the country in no time, flies faster than anything man has invented, and can squeeze himself into the most secure of homes. This dude is just begging to be taken in for questioning. Sprinkle a little Patriot Act on top, and you've got a pretty good conspiracy.

As hilarious as this edit is, it's so true to how we envision America today. Hell, at this point, given our Walking Dead and zombie outbreak culture at the moment, I'd be afraid for Jesus if he just decided to come back right now. There's no telling what we humans might do in our scared, insignificant minds.

Always remember, you have the right to remain silent. You don't have to answer questions in the absence of your attorney. If you don't have one, ask for one.