I've always believed that one day animals would revolt and attempt a hostile takeover against mankind. The animal conspiracy as it's known has proof the animals are becoming more and more organized and are teaming up in preparation for an all out war! Recent surveillance shows just how serious the situation is.

What's that? You don't buy it! Well for all the non-believers here's another example of the upcoming animal apocalypse, an English speaking goat! Now that they've learned to communicate it's only a matter of time. I'm sure any day now we'll be given a list of demands and drug into peace talks. Prepare for WAR!

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