Contact Us

10 Funny Quotes From ‘The Hangover’

The Hangover

Has their been a more quotable comedy from the past few years than ‘The Hangover’? Since its release in 2009, the Vegas-set comedy has been supplying funny quotes for use on the Web and in everyday life. 

Phil, Stu, Alan and Mr. Chow’s wild night and morning after in Vegas provided some stellar one-liners. (Their second big screen outing, less so.) Take a look at some of the funniest ‘Hangover’ quotes below.


“Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don’t, but do me a favor: don’t text me, it’s gay.”


Stu: Why are you peppering the steak? You don’t know if tigers like pepper. Alan: Tigers *love* pepper. They hate cinnamon.


“I’m on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities! *Please*! This isn’t your fault. I’ll get you some pants.”


Stu: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan: Yes.


Woman in Elevator: Oh, how cute. What’s his name? Phil: Ben. Alan: Carlos.


“Don’t let the beard fool you. He’s a child!”


“Hey, you guys ready to let the dogs out?”


Alan: I’ve found a baby before. Stu: You found a baby before? Where? Alan: Coffee Bean.


“Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.”


Alan: Seriously, I don’t care what happens. I don’t care if we kill someone. Doug: What? Alan: You heard me. It’s Sin City. I won’t tell a soul.


Best of Z94

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for Z Army quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive Z Army contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.