If you've ever had to guide a child through the jack-o-lantern process, you already know it's a ditch-digging process. The little crappy tool kits you get at the big box store isn't cut out for the job, the directions are hard to decipher, and odds are, that child will lose interest the moment the going gets tough. Enter the Jack Chop.

Imagine being able to just whip out a jack-o-lantern in a few minutes, before you succumb to your blood lose. It's a miracle.