I admit it... I love dogs. I don't have one myself, I can't deal with that type of commitment... but if I did, I still wouldn't understand the dog lovers that let their dogs kiss them.

Honestly, when I watch my friends pets lick their faces, I can't help but think "Wow, that's literally transferring whatever was on their balls to (name of friends) face." It's got to be one of the most disgusting things I can think of. Until you see it in slow motion... Then it's official. Good luck eating lunch.