Upper Middle Class Problems... You know, eating until you're too full, then bitching about it. Letting a weak wifi signal ruin your day. Problems that only us 'first worlders' have.

You can ask just about anyone I talk to regularly... When they bust out some petty issue that they're having, I'm the first to pull the rug our from underneath them, bringing them back to Earth. It's not mean, it's keeping it real.

For instance, when my sister complains that there's not enough cargo space in her new Tahoe... First world problem.

Or when someone complains the chef put a hair too much dressing on their $20 salad... First world problem.

The list can honestly go on forever, so start doing your part... Start bursting bubbles in your circle of friends. They'll eventually understand it one day

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