Things to be Thankful for this Thanksgiving

It seems every year, more and more people caught on to the trend of posting what they're thankful for daily. I'm sure you've seen it all month on your facebook wall, my cousin in particular has done if religiously every day... Hitting the norms like "healthy kids", "pretty skies", "rainbows" blah blah blah... So Critter and I were having a conversation about things to be thankful for, and we both kept the list short and simple

I'm thankful for three important things in life. Guns, and boobs.