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Turkey Tits – Breast Implants for Turkeys [VIDEO]

With Thanksgiving just around the corner now’s the time to select the perfect turkey for your big fest. If you’ve waited until now to get your Tom you might have to settle for a smaller bird or a different brand than you’re use to. Hey, that’s why you don’t screw around when it comes to getting your turkey for Thanksgiving, because all the good ones go fast! Luckily for you procrastinators, “you know who you are,” there’s a new product on super market shelves to help supplement the less than desirable, less than endowed turkeys.

Introducing ‘Turkey Tits’ the all new breast implants for turkeys! If you’re less than impressed with your turkeys breast size, shape, firmness or appearance you can now use ‘Turkey Tits’ implants to augment the breasts to your particular standard and satisfaction. While it might be a joke, I still think this is a good ideal!

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