Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! This has to be one of the craziest news stories of the year, if not ever. Two men from Farmington, Conn. were arrested in New York for having sexual relations with a cow. I've been plenty bored in my life, but never so bored to think "Hey lets go screw farm animals".

The two men were caught on a surveillance camera the farmer used to find out why his cows were agitated and not producing milk. What he saw changed his life forever I'm sure. Now it's pretty weird already, but the story gets even more bizarre because not only were they having sex with cows one of the men was shooting video and the other was doing the deed while covered in Jello. These are some sick individuals!