Chris Illuminati
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ Asks Women
Women showing their breasts for plastic beads at Mardi Gras isn’t anything new. Flashing is as much a part of the celebration as…well…we aren’t sure what the hell else is involved in Mardi Gras so we’ll just stop while we are ahead...
Dad’s Secret Stash — Soaping Up the Gremlin
Welcome to Dad’s Secret Stash, where we take a good look back at some of the naughty pictures our fathers probably had stashed away in their sock drawer.
Check out this foxy looking momma in front of this classic AMC Gremlin. She has got the Daisy Dukes working and the ‘wax on, wax off’ technique is keeping that upper body tuned finer than the vintage ride she is soaping up...
SuicideGirl of the Day — Sand
Meet Sand, a SuicideGirl who is into movies and cute girls.
Coco’s Naked Twitter Picture Photobombed By Some Newborn
Ugh, is there anything worse than a hot woman giving out free peeks on Twitter when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, some kid comes and photobombs the moment? Is there anything worse?!?
Coco, wife of rapper Ice T and a huge fan of naked Twitter pics, posted this photo last week
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The Most Important Vote You’ll Cast Today — What’s The Best Part of Chex Mix?
(The following is in no way an ad for Chex Mix. It’s just a guy, gorging on the stuff, asking an honest question. While wearing a condom on his head.)
So, I’m sitting at my desk, eating from a giant trough of Chex Mix left over from the Super Bowl, and I pop one of those bagel chippy things into my mouth and say aloud “oh I love those, they are my favorite.” I follow it up
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Naomi Watts — Crush of the Day
Naomi Watts is an Academy Award nominated actress and goodwill ambassador. She is all over the news today for scoring the role of Princess Diana in the upcoming flick ‘Caught in Flight.’ Those things don’t mean anything compared to the honor of being named ‘Crush of the Day.’
38KKK Model Sheyla Hershey — Crush Of The Day
Sheyla Hershey has 38KKK breasts but let’s not focus on that fact. Let’s focus on the fact that she survived a car crash because of her massive headlights. The pair on her chest and not on the car.
It seems that Sheyla’s funbags acted like airbags and probably saved her life. The sad part is
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People That Drink Decaf Can’t Be Trusted
There is a box of decaffeinated K-cups in the office kitchen. Oh, yeah, look at us showing off. We own a Kuerig. Humble brag or just mentioning it in relation to this rant? You decide. I’ll await your decision while sipping this delicious Sumatra Blend that took .5 sec
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SuicideGirl of the Day — Vesta
Meet Vesta, a SuicideGirl who loves bad fake accents and hates Uggs.
Maryeve Dufault — Crush of the Day
Maryeve Dufault is Danica Patrick’s worst nightmare. Maybe not on the actual racing courses (yet), but in the real world outside the racing pits.
Apparently, This Very Website is Organizing a Youth Racoon Hunt
This is what happens when we Google the name of this website in Google News. We find out we are hosting a coon hunt this week.
This Girl Ruins Super Bowl Win For Every Giants Fan In the World
There are bandwagon fans. It happens. You deal with it. Sometimes those ‘fans’ get to speak for the entire fandom. Here is a good example from today’s New York Giants victory parade.
Who is she excited to see? Sanchez. New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez.
Maybe she’s got
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