Danny Gallagher
One Man is Trying to Meet All the Kevins On Twitter
The Internet can be a cold and inhuman place. A lot of social media sites and email services don’t let you have a full name. They stick with you half or even a third of your name and a bunch of numbers, making your moniker sound like some cold prison number.
Cheesegod69 has tried to rectify this in some part by getting the world to get to know all of the Kevins on Twitter.
10 Awesome Videos of Marshmallow Peep Torture
Whether you’re a devout church-goer or just someone who enjoys hunting for eggs way too much, there is one Easter tradition that can bring all of humanity together: Marshmallow Peeps. These colorful blobs of gooey, cute deliciousness have stolen the hearts and minds of every future diabetic.
The 11 Dumbest April Fool’s Day Jokes You Can Pull at Work
It takes a great knack of timing and finesse to pull off the perfect April Fool’s Day prank and not everyone can do it.
Whiskey Soothes Sore Throats and Freshens Breath While Getting You Drunk
You don’t usually need a good excuse to have a nice glass of heavenly whiskey, but now you have one.
Whiskey can do so many things: calm your nerves after a long day, make a three look like an eight-and-a-half, turn a misdemeanor into a felony...
Christina Hendricks Looks Just as Good With Clothes On
A new magazine spread features redheaded goddess Christina Hendricks sporting an awesome set of weapons. The crossbow is pretty cool too.
Meet Jessica, The ‘Lollipop Chainsaw’ Girl
If you think the cute, pixelated blond cheerleader starring in the upcoming disembowled-zombie fest ‘Lollipop Chainsaw’ is hot, you should see her real world counterpart Jessica.
Utah Makes ‘Being Sexy in Public’ a Crime
The state of Utah continues its never-ending quest to outlaw fun, this time by passing stricter laws that expand the definition of solicitation to simply “acting sexy in public.”
The Coors Light Twins — Still Got It?
Beer commercials became tolerable to football fans with short attention spans when ad men realized that guys like blonds in skimpy clothes with perky breasts. The day our screens gave us a shot of the gorgeous Klimaszewski sisters, the ‘Coors Light Twins,’ we built an altar to the glory of Madison Avenue for bringing them into our lives.
Porn Store Robber Leaves Some ‘Identifying Evidence’ at Crime Scene
Nothing is more embarrassing for a guy than getting caught buying porn. This guy managed to make such an event even more personally humiliating.
Smurfed Up! Dad Shows Porn Instead of ‘The Smurfs’ to Kids at Birthday Party
A child’s birthday party in Utah has given area therapists a reason to offer group rates for years to come after the party-goers got a glimpse of a very blue movie.
The Xappr Gun: My Smartphone’s Boomstick
If you thought your smartphone couldn’t suck more time out of your day, think again. Now it has a machine gun attachment, ho ho ho.
Will ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Perform at the Next Super Bowl?
Super Bowl halftime shows are running out of big names to capture the attention of fans. Two comedians are suggesting a weird choice for next year’s Super Bowl halftime show.