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Russian MMA Fight Ends With Fan Knocking Out Fighter
Don't judge a book by it's cover, especially when that book is a harmless looking MMA fan who volunteers to fight you in a sand pit. Also, takedown defense and keeping your hands up are slightly more important than worrying about your hair.

Never Mind ‘Armageddon’ — We’d Like Apologies For These 5 Terrible Films, Please
It was reported this week that Hollywood mega-director and explosions enthusiast Michael Bay had apologized for his 1998 disaster flick 'Armageddon' during a red carpet interview for his latest, 'Pain and Gain.' When word spread that his quote showed some degree of humility, he quickly took to his official forum to clear the air, stating he wished he'd had more time to edit and continued to throw

Nudie Bars Already Laying The Smack Down On Google Glass
Google recently announced their new product, Glass, the strange looking eyewear which allows you to surf the web and take pictures and video all while looking like Jean-Claude Van Damme in "Universal Soldier."

Amazing Piano Student Jams With Billy Joel and Blows All Minds Ever — Look At This Guy!
This really just made our week, no joke.

Top 10 National Anthem Replacements from 2003
You ever go to a sporting event and think "Gosh, this National Anthem is dated. R. Kelly would totally do a better job than that Francis Scott Key guy." According to this petition to the White House, one proud patriot has suggested that 'The Star Spangled Banner' be retired in favor of 'Ignition (Remix).' Nearly 10,000 people agree and have signed the petition. God bless the internet

Child in Superman Shirt Fall Out of Window and Lands on Feet
There may be hope for the existence of a real-life Superman. He's a little young right now, but he's already got the attire, the awesomely nonchalant attitude, and the ability to fall out of a window and land on his feet.

Brazilian ‘Penis Snake’ Discovered in Amazon
It is not difficult to see the obvious similarities between snakes and that all-governing sex organ in your pants: both are long, (technically) boneless and become keenly alert when stalking prey. Now the similarities are down-right uncanny...