Today's 25-year-old babe from Cleveland says kneecaps get her hot. We hate wearing shorts, but we'll do it for her.

Patton is a Suicide Girl model and vegetarian who would rather stay in and watch old movies on tv than party all night long. Her fantasy man is a blue collar dude with a telescope.

When asked for her stats, Patton simply said "big butt/little feet," which seems to describe her pretty well, since she's also a barbie babe covered in tattoos. We're into her whole polar opposites thing.