Boobs.
Now that we have your attention, we feel it's our duty to let you know they serve a very important purpose beyond giving men something to look at online while pretending to work.
This woman manages to crush a beer can in one fell swoop with her breasts...
Some folk believe that bigger is better. Here we have Lacey Wildd, who has undergone surgery multiple times in order to get QQQ-cup breasts -- that glow in the dark.
Those wonderful elves at Zoo have created yet another award winning commercial to promote their magazine. Get in the mood and holiday spirit with :50 of Rachel Williams and Daisy Watts jumping up and down in slow motion. That's right slo-mo boobies! I can't think of a better way to celebrate the season, boobs bouncing in slow motion. God bless us one and all! Hit play and enjoy a full :50 of booba
Boobs, straws and loud farting noises, what's not to like! Watch as this lovely and talented young lady plays 'Jingle Bells' with her Christmas Cleavage! Nothing will get you in the holiday spirit and mood quite like a nice pair of musical mammaries...
I have no ideal what the hell Zoo is, a product, beverage, place, maybe a new network? Whatever it is I'm in! This has to be one of, if not the greatest commercials of all time! For whatever it is, not sure, but I'm motivated to purchase. Shut up and take my money!
Rogue technology developers debuted separate apps for staring at boobs and measuring masturbating velocity at the Tech Crunch Disrupt conference in San Francisco this weekend, and they pretty much made everyone in the tech world angry.
Claire Smedley, a British mother of three who happens to also possess Great Britain's largest breasts, is terrified her massive knockers will kill her relationship with her current boyfriend and father of her children.