Drunks

We've all been there, or at least some of us have! This poor drunk guy stumbles into a convenience store to buy some beer and cigarettes but can't seem to find his I.D. Of course the clerk behind the counter explains and explains again that he can't sell him cigs without I.D. and won't sell him any beer because he's already drunk. Hilarity ensues!

This has to be one of the greatest police chases to have ever been caught on video. If not the greatest, it's certainly one of the funniest! I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like it.

Two random drunk guys are being videoed stumbling down the street by friends when all of a sudden another random drunk enters the picture. Just goes to prove the point that for every drunk man, there's an equal but opposite drunk man. There's a lot of love in this video and puke, well maybe not a lot of puke...

We all have a neighbor or two that always seems to come around at the wrong time, or won't leave. When it's a drunk neighbor the problem escalates, but thanks to this video you'll be prepared next time.

There are really no words to describe what's going on here.

Here's a not-so-subtle reminder that you should know when to say when.

Cheeseburgers usually go right to your belly, but they could be found going to one woman’s foot, instead.

We’ve all seen wacky ads on Craiglist, but this one may take the cake.

An Arkansas woman is facing charges of public intoxication and disorderly conduct after allegedly crashing her car into a mobile home and attempting to make a pantless escape on a child's battery-powered toy truck.

While there is no scientific proof that the consumption of mass quantities of alcohol will render a person completely insane, there is certainly no shortage of case studies within this mad, mad world to build a strong argument against it. See above.

We're no experts, but we imagine that dealing with drunken idiots is every cop's least favorite part of the job, especially guys like the dude about at Oktoberfest, or the Seattle man who recently peed in the back of a patrol car on Sunday while being transported to jail. Hey, can you blame him? At least he was wearing a diaper at the time.

In the past, we've told you about the liquored up bar brawler who cried for his mommy and an inebriated Norwegian tourist who passed out on an airport conveyor belt. Now comes an intoxicated man who stole an ambulance in the middle of an emergency call and went for a joyride.