jokes

If you've been on the interwebs today browsing around on Facebook you may have seen the announcement on your news feed that Ikea is coming to Broken Arrow, Oklahoma sometime next year. That's right the MEGA furniture and meatball superstore is setting up shop in the Sooner State...

An Irish man left a hilarious recording to be played at his funeral service. His family went from tears to laughter as the message continued to play. WARNING: There's some strong or vulgar language involved, but all in good fun. I don't know who this gentleman was, but in life I bet he was one hell of a guy and with a great sense of humor.

At least once a week, someone in the office will seize the opportunity -- either at lunch, around the coffee machine or while we're all huddled underneath our desks for a nap -- to tell the group a joke. Nine times out of ten the joke BOMBS.

We wish somebody would follow us around and animate our drunken brilliance. Although, to be fair, arguing over the lyrics to a Go-Go's song is not nearly as entertaining as this joke, told by Adam Patch's wife after she drank an entire bottle of wine.

It all starts the same — you and your buddies are pounding down beers at your favorite bar, and before you know it, you’re running down the street in your girlfriend’s dress while your friends are passed out on the sidewalk. It may be fun to party real hard like this sometimes, but it’s actually illegal to replicate this scenario somewhere in the US… the dress part, anyway.

Harold Wayne Hadley of Mississippi is your typical 19-year-old boy. He likes sports, action movies, and, of course, fart jokes. Although considering how much trouble a fart joke got him in, he may like those a lot less now.