super heroes

When you’re a kid, there’s nothing cooler than having costumed superheroes at your birthday party. But what if those superheroes engaged in some sort of spastic dance off freakout? Awkward…

What if, instead of being bitten by a radioactive spider that gave him superhuman abilities, Spiderman was just some regular powerless guy who dressed up in a red and blue costume with silly string cans? Of course, since he wouldn’t be able to fight crime, he would have to wreak havoc on the unassuming citizenry.