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New Call of Duty Modern Warfare Game to be the Most Realistic Yet
New Call of Duty Modern Warfare Game to be the Most Realistic Yet
New Call of Duty Modern Warfare Game to be the Most Realistic Yet
The new Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 looks to be one of the greatest and most realistic titles in COD franchise history. The detail this game has is second to none. Game developers really delved deep into all aspects of being in the military, no detail no matter how small, mundane or insignificant was left out. This game will be the closest you'll ever get to being an actual soldier without enlisting.
The Onion Reviews the New Bond Movie- Spectre [VIDEO]
The Onion Reviews the New Bond Movie- Spectre [VIDEO]
The Onion Reviews the New Bond Movie- Spectre [VIDEO]
The wait is over, the new Bond movie 'Spectre' is finally in theaters! Being a big 007 fan I couldn't wait to see it and at our brand new theater the Carmike Cinemas Patriot 13 IMAX. The new theater is located at 2803 N.W. 67th Street next to the new Wal-Mart. If you haven't been by yet you should stop in and check it out. Any way 'Spectre' is playing there on the IMAX  screen. If you're wondering
13 Year Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted Into College [VIDEO]
13 Year Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted Into College [VIDEO]
13 Year Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted Into College [VIDEO]
Meet Tyler Morgan a 13 year old drinking prodigy who was just recently accepted to Ohio State University. This kids drinking skill is amazing. What? Drinking can be a skill! He's been pounding the booze since he was a small child. Tyler began his drinking career much earlier than most, at the age of 7 he starting drinking beer, wine and even hard liquor.
The Onion Launches a Bid for the Pulitzer Prize [VIDEO]
The Onion Launches a Bid for the Pulitzer Prize [VIDEO]
The Onion Launches a Bid for the Pulitzer Prize [VIDEO]
Amidst a sea of fact- and opinion-based newspapers, parody publication The Onion has stood as a beacon of completely made-up journalism for 1,000 issues. The paper has never received a prize for its years of service, so naturally, an also made-up watchdog group called Americans for Fairness in Awarding Journalism Prizes has taken up the noble cause of pressuring the Pulitzer committee to bestow