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Christine Quinn — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Christine Quinn has appeared in ‘Shark Night 3D’ and ‘Humans Versus Zombies’ and will star in the forthcoming ‘The Ghost of Goodnight Lane’ with Billy Zane. She also wants a guy that will just lie there and not make a sound. That will make sense in due time.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Porphyria [PICTURES]
Meet Porphyria, a SuicideGirl that lost her virginity in a very bizarre way. She also has a really odd fantasy and both hates and loves being around people.
Nicolette Shea — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Nicolette Shea, the Playboy Cyber Girl of the Month , is all about self-expression and she isn’t just referring to her amazing photo spread.
Coaches Screaming Like Little Girls — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
A professional coach has two very important jobs during the game — to motivate men and to get other people (mainly officials) to see his point of view. It’s incredibly difficult to do either of those things when you’re jumping around, screaming and carrying on like a little girl that just got tossed out of an ‘American Girl Doll’ store.
Jessica Gomes — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Jessica Gomes is an Australian model who has appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Maxim. She has modeled for ‘DKNY Jeans,’ ‘Garnier,’ ‘Levi’s,’ ‘Urban Outfitters’ and ‘Victoria’s Secret.’
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Blake Lively — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Blake Lively is an actress and model and probably best known for her role as Serena van der Woodsen in the television drama ‘Gossip Girl.’
SuicideGirl of the Day — Zephyr [PICTURES]
Meet Zephyr, a SuicideGirl who lost her virginity during the movie ‘Top Gun,’ loves people that are awesome and can’t live without ‘Resident Evil.’
Britney Spears Celebrates Her 30th Birthday — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Britney Spears turned 30 last week and it was a very uneventful birthday — she went ice skating with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. It seems like the crazy, umbrella swinging Britney is indeed long gone.
Natasha Nice — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Natasha Nice is a model and actress that was born in in Fontenay-sous-Bois, France.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Boom [PICTURES]
Meet Boom, a SuicideGirl who loves flaunting her gaming stats instead of her physical stats, got her first tattoo at 14 and is proud to be a bleeding heart Liberal.
Ivanka Trump — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Ivanka Trump, daughter of real estate mogul and now debate moderator Donald Trump, got a lot from her father — a pretty good business sense and the ability to build herself into a brand. Thankfully, she didn’t get her looks or the proclivity for being a wind-bag from ‘the Donald.’ We’ll refrain from stating the obvious and going for the cheap laugh by making jokes about his hairpiece. It’s just to
SuicideGirl of the Day — Kisska [PICTURES]
Meet Kisska, a SuicideGirl who lost her virginity in a dungeon, doesn’t want to share her fantasy but will try anything at least once.