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When Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber Swap Faces You Wind Up With a Pretty Cute Couple
It turns out when you swap the faces of Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift, you wind up with a pretty cute lesbian couple. Thanks for the heads up, Reddit.
See Alison Brie As All Your Favorite Memes
Here's just what you need today -- a little lighthearted internet humor. And there's really nobody better to deliver it than 'Community' and 'Mad Men' star Alison Brie.
A Last-Minute GIF Guide to Surviving Tax Day
Did you forget that you had taxes to do today?That's okay. Follow this simple illustrated guide, and you should make it to tomorrow.
‘Game of Thrones’ Season 3, Episode 3 Recapped in GIFs
It was another fun week on 'Game of Thrones.' Last night's episode, 'Walk of Punishment,' followed the pretty standard (which is not to say not awesome) formula of people talking blahblahblah, Tyrion jokes, more people talking, boobs, more talk--OH MY GOD WHAT?!!?!!???!!! WHAT JUST HAPPENED??! And then the episode is over.
10 Instances of Alex Trebek Being a Total Jerk
If you don't watch 'Jeopardy!,' then you don't know that Alex Trebek can be a just a *touch* condescending to the contestants. Although to be fair, it's hard not to come across as condescending when you're basically telling people they're wrong over and over again for half an hour.
Sophisticated Cat Finally Bought a Boat
The Bjork video above is how it all began. We see a cat dressed in a suit at a table, reading a paper. Eventually somebody had the brilliant idea to provide it with a caption, and a meme was born.
Everything Wrong With ‘Les Miserables’ in One VIdeo
In case you needed somebody to actually tell you what's wrong with Oscar darling 'Les Miserables,' here's this handy guide from Cinema Sins.
Theater Employee Finds Novel Way to Dispose of Old Milk Duds
Having once worked in a theater, we can honestly say that this video is not the least bit surprising. An employee was instructed by his boss to throw away an old box of Milk Duds. Since his boss didn't tell him specifically the mode by which to do this, he took the liberty of turning the entire snack bar into a domino rally...
How Animals (Sort of) Eat Their Food
You should probably watch this video. Especially if you need something absurd to turn your day around. This is about as ridiculous as it gets. It's a man doing his impressions of how different animals eat their food.
How ‘Game of Thrones’ Would Look as a Disney Movie
If you'd like a new Disney Princess sooner rather than later, here's Daenerys Targaryen from 'Game of Thrones' in the role. It's perfect if you want to like 'Game of Thrones,' but can't stand all the sex, violence and not singing.
Dogs in Pantyhose Are a Thing Now — Wait, What??
Well, the dogs don't seem particularly unhappy, so we guess this is okay. As long as dogs don't understand what dignity is, they'll probably be fine.
Owners in China have been stuffing their dogs into stocking and high heels, taking pictures of them, and putting them on the internet, because this is the world we live in now. Since you know you secretly want to see more of these, here you go:
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Proof That Cookie Monster and Elmo Are Huge Jerks
Cookie Monster got arrested yesterday for shoving a toddler. Obviously it was a man dressed up as Cookie Monster, and it happened in Times Square, where basically nothing good will ever happen, but still, come on Cookie Monster!