Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
Chinese Death Soup: Eat and Die
Contrary to popular belief, even though eating spicy food may give you a wicked case of gut rot and the runs, there is absolutely no possible way for a little kung-pao anything to “burn a hole in your stomach.” That is, unless you eat a bowl of Chinese Death Soup.
Starbucks Wants to Get You Drunk
Starbucks coffee chain has become an American institution among caffeine junkies, mid-day speed freaks, and daily-grinders alike. It only makes sense that they'd start catering to booze hounds at cocktail hour, eventually. Us. We mean us.
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According to a recent study, Mr. Ron Jeremy is a regular cancer-fighting hero.
1.2 Million Years of Porn Watched Since 2006 — We’re Proud of You
Whackers, jackers and popper fetish-fiends, we salute you: You are responsible for racking up 1.2 million years worth of porn views since 2006, according to the latest study by search engine PornWatchers.com.
Whiskey Business: Does Bourbon Really Get Better With Age?
If the majority of top-shelf whiskeys require a 10-20 year aging process, then how are those distilleries just getting started in the business able to market and distribute a brand without waiting decades for their first batch to mature?
New Polish Ice Toilet Guaranteed to Ruin Your Day
Anyone who has ever used the public transportation system in America knows that sometimes the conditions can be less than favorable for providing a comfortable, odor-free travel experience. However, sitting next to a crowd of people that smell like an old, musty jockstrap is nothing compared to ridi…
Brothel Owner Recommends Legalized Prostitution to Fix Economy
There is one business that continues to flourish no matter how unstable the American economy seems to become: prostitution. And while lawmakers are currently struggling to figure out ways to keep the country from tipping right over the fiscal cliff, there are some that believe the solution lies in l…
New Study Finds There Are Bizarre Creatures Living In Our Belly Buttons
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How Would You Like to Be a Professional Fart-Sniffer?
If you think your job stinks, just remember; things could be worse -- At least "professional fart-smeller" is not printed on your business cards.
Don’t Worry — UFC Babe Ronda Rousey Has Plenty of Sex
How long should a fighter abstain from sexual activity before fight night? Well, if you ask UFC femme fetal Ronda Rousey, they shouldn’t – not even a little. Go on, beautiful woman talking about sex. We're listening.
Kourtney Reppert — Babe of the Day
Kourtney with a K is a 26-year-old hottie from Los Angeles who looks like she just stepped out of a classic Motley Crue video -- high heels first.
Study: Employers Are Looking for Drinking Buddies, Not Qualifications
Employers may be more interested in your ability to knock back a few cold ones with the gang rather than your professional qualifications, says a new study.