This week, the best from around the web has Captain Kirk singing Black Sabbath, an ode to everyone's favorite four letter word, a story about a 'uniboob' and what women do when they are behind the wheel of a car.

Strippers now deliver [Q103]
An ode to the 'F bomb' [Rock 96.7]
Who doesn't own 'Dark Side of the Moon?' [101.9 King]
Remember Jo Jo? We don't either. [Buzzworthy]
Lemmy Kilmister is crushing grapes [Noisecreep]
Minister can only heal naked chicks [Banana 101.5]
Hot new surgery -- ‘uniboob’ [WGRD 97.9]
Shatner channels inner 'Ozzy' [Planet Radio 105.1]
How to pick up Russian chicks [106.3 The Buzz]
This just in: chicks can't drive [Rock 108]
Rock stars attacking fans [Loudwire]