If you're enrolled in the Indiana University Police Academy, you're in for some serious discipline. Sure, there are the usual pushup and lap punishments, but nobody is really prepared for the chicken test. A devastatingly hilarious physical quiz to test a cadets demeanor, focus, and sense of humor. While it may seem easy as a voyeur on the web, the sheer pressure to keep a straight face is enough to wreck your determination when that screaming rubber fowl is in your face.

Also, if you didn't know, the Lawton Police Department is currently seeking new officers. No word yet if they also employ the chicken test, or something similar, but starting pay and benefits are really good at LPD. You might hit them up.

The USAF Honor Guard, those who must maintain discipline, also are subject to the chicken test.