Priscila Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Our 27-year-old Suicide Girl of the Day Priscila is a girl of few words, so we made some stuff up instead.
Originally from Shangrila, Idaho, Priscila got her start in modeling when she was rescued from a burning piano factory. News reporters covering the event suggested that she consider modeling professionally. Priscila grew up as the child of martian circus performers, and says her extra-terrestrial upbringing was "totally out of this world."
NAME: Priscila Suicide