elections

Can Presidential Dog Poo Bags Predict the Outcome of the Election?
Can Presidential Dog Poo Bags Predict the Outcome of the Election?
Can Presidential Dog Poo Bags Predict the Outcome of the Election?
If you are one of the many people still scraping off your TV after Tuesday’s presidential-debate mud-slinging, then perhaps it is time for you to take a "poo-litical” stand and invest in some presidential poop bags. To help you out with obtaining such novel effects is the Fort Worth, Texas-based company Therapoo, which has just released an arsenal of dog-poop bags branded with the cartoon mug
Tom Morello Calls Paul Ryan a ‘Jackass,’ Expresses Disappointment in Obama
Tom Morello Calls Paul Ryan a ‘Jackass,’ Expresses Disappointment in Obama
Tom Morello Calls Paul Ryan a ‘Jackass,’ Expresses Disappointment in Obama
While it recently emerged that Rage Against the Machine have an unlikely fan in Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan, Rage guitarist Tom Morello has been pretty clear that the feeling is not mutual. In a new interview with Rolling Stone, Morello dubs Ryan a "jackass" when discussing the politician's Rage fandom and explains that he "missed" a lot of the meaning behi
10 Jobs Big Bird Should Apply for Once Romney Fires Him — The Funnies
10 Jobs Big Bird Should Apply for Once Romney Fires Him — The Funnies
10 Jobs Big Bird Should Apply for Once Romney Fires Him — The Funnies
Americans found out on Wednesday what Mitt Romney has planned if he becomes president: He will cut funding for PBS, effectively firing Big Bird. Romney still claims to "love Big Bird," he just says the country can't afford to pay for the channel. In this economy, our large, yellow feathered friend better start looking for a new job now just in case Romney follows through with his threat.
JetBlue Will Fly You Out of the Country If Your Candidate Loses the Election
JetBlue Will Fly You Out of the Country If Your Candidate Loses the Election
JetBlue Will Fly You Out of the Country If Your Candidate Loses the Election
As the Presidential campaign heads into the home stretch, expect more and more folks to pull an Alec Baldwin and declare they will be exiting the country if their favored candidate is not victorious. While people (Baldwin included) rarely ever follow through with these threats, this year JetBlue is making it a bit easier for folks to decamp to foreign soil if their guy suffers electoral defeat. Re
Win a Free Airline Ticket if Your Candidate Loses
Win a Free Airline Ticket if Your Candidate Loses
Win a Free Airline Ticket if Your Candidate Loses
If you wake up on November 7 and decide you just can't bear to live in a land with a President Romney or withstand another four years of President Obama, then have we got an offer for you: JetBlue Airways will fly you out of the country free of charge.