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Sultry Santa — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: County lockup.
Achievements: Ruining Christmas for all five people pictured, and an estimated many more.
Hot Mess of the Day
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Itchy Ida — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: 3 feet from your itch, and still scratching it.
Hardest Things to Do With Long Nails: Playing Angry Birds, giving cootie shots.
Skills: Picking locks, changing the car radio station from the back seat, dosing cocaine.
Her Motto: "It's a long way
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Hurricane Sandy — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Hurricane Sandy
Location: Atlantic City, NJ (UPDATED: Floating on a large piece of boardwalk, just off-shore)
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Terry the Teet — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Terry The Teet
Location: Newcastle, England
Occupation: Canine wet nurse.
Hobbies: Sudoku, erotic lactation.
5 Things She Can’t Live Without: Prenatal vitamins, trips to the pound, a por