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	<title>Z94 - The Rock Station &#187; Santa Claus</title>
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		<title>See the Cast of &#039;Santa Claus: the Movie&#039; Then and Now</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2012 16:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Santa Claus: the Movie&#8217; is a sprawling retelling of the legend of Santa Claus, with a subplot that involved a renegade elf named Patch who hooks up with a unscrupulous toy manufacturer before re-discovering the meaning of Christmas. Despite its big budget and the star power of Dudley Moore, who passed away in 2002, the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>'Santa Claus: the Movie' is a sprawling retelling of the legend of Santa Claus, with a subplot that involved a renegade elf named Patch who hooks up with a unscrupulous toy manufacturer before re-discovering the meaning of <a href="http://allchristmas.fm" target="_blank">Christmas</a>.</p>
<p>Despite its big budget and the star power of Dudley Moore, who passed away in 2002, the 1985 film was a box office flop. Nevertheless, it makes its way around at Christmas time. See what the cast of 'Santa Claus: The Movie' is up to these days.</p>
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		<title>See How Santa Is Prepping For the Apocalypse</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/santa-claus-apocalypse-conan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kyle Dowling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry kids. It appears as if your presents are on back order this year because Santa Claus isn&#8217;t coming to town in 2012. He&#8217;s too busy prepping for the upcoming (and supposed) apocalypse, according to last night&#8217;s episode of &#8216;Conan.&#8217; In addition, he&#8217;s also checking his list &#8212; twice. Nope, not that list. We mean his bucket [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry kids. It appears as if your presents are on back order this year because Santa Claus isn't coming to town in 2012. He's too busy prepping for the upcoming (and supposed) <a href="http://thefw.com/tags/apocalypse/">apocalypse</a>, according to last night's episode of '<a href="http://thefw.com/tags/conan-obrien/">Conan</a>.'</p>
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		<title>14 Creepy Santas Who Might Give You Nightmares</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/creepy-santas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2012 15:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Simcik</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We love Santa. We really do! He&#8217;s probably the coolest old guy we know, spending his life making presents, managing elves and eating cookies. Truth be told, we&#8217;re sort of jealous. The jolly old guy usually looks bright and cheery and not all that scary, which is yet another reason we&#8217;re fans. The thing is, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We love <a href="http://thefw.com/tags/santa-claus/">Santa</a>. We really do! He's probably the coolest old guy we know, spending his life making presents, managing elves and eating cookies. Truth be told, we're sort of jealous. The jolly old guy usually looks bright and cheery and not all that scary, which is yet another reason we're fans. </p>
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		<title>Weird Moments From SantaCon 2012</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/weird-moments-from-santacon-2012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 18:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Simcik</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past Saturday, SantaCon took over New York City. For all of you unfamiliar with this classic American holiday, it&#8217;s an entire day dedicated to dressing up like Santa Claus and getting a little crazy frolicking around with fellow Saint Nick look-a-likes. It&#8217;s sort of like a massive Christmas flash mob that makes you feel like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This past Saturday, SantaCon took over New York City. For all of you unfamiliar with this classic American holiday, it's an entire day dedicated to dressing up like Santa Claus and getting a little crazy frolicking around with fellow Saint Nick look-a-likes. It's sort of like a massive Christmas flash mob that makes you feel like you're in a strange alternate universe, but it's actually totally awesome.</p>
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		<title>Mall Santa Takes Adorable Photo With Sleeping Baby</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/mall-santa-sleeping-baby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 21:15:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s your daily dose of cute &#8212; Santa pretending to sleep for a picture with a sleeping baby. A family waited in a long line at the mall in Boise, Idaho, facing Christmastime shopping crowds, to get a picture of 8-month-old Kiptyn with the Santa there. After over 30 minutes of waiting, and right before [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here's your daily dose of cute -- Santa pretending to sleep for a picture with a sleeping baby.</p>
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		<title>Santa Quits Smoking in New Version of &#039;Twas the Night Before Christmas&#039;</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/santa-gives-up-smoking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 15:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donald Deane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a role model for kindness and generosity, you can&#8217;t do much better than Santa. But let&#8217;s face it &#8212; he&#8217;s not exactly the picture of health. If the jolly old elf can&#8217;t bring himself to drop a few pounds, at least he&#8217;s recently given up smoking. Anti-smoking crusader Pamela McColl of Vancouver, Canada, mortgaged [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a role model for kindness and generosity, you can't do much better than Santa. But let's face it -- he's not exactly the picture of health. If the jolly old elf can't bring himself to drop a few pounds, at least <a href="http://holidayblog.today.com/_news/2012/12/11/15848196-there-arose-such-a-clatter-over-pipe-free-santa?lite" target="_blank">he's recently given up smoking</a>.</p>
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		<title>Snoop Lion Takes on Santa in Epic Rap Battle</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/snoop-lion-vs-santa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 18:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Santa found out he was going up against Snoop Dogg, er, Snoop Lion in a rap battle, did he soil his red, velvety pants? Snoop Lion agreed to an &#8216;Epic Rap Battle of History,&#8217; donned a robe, and played the part of Moses for this video. It&#8217;s got some nice wordplay and a little [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When <a href="http://allchristmas.fm" target="_blank">Santa</a> found out he was going up against Snoop Dogg, er, <a href="http://thefw.com/snoop-dogg-snoop-lion/">Snoop Lion</a> in a rap battle, did he soil his red, velvety pants? Snoop Lion agreed to an 'Epic Rap Battle of History,' donned a robe, and played the part of Moses for this video.</p>
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		<title>12 Santas Caught in Weird Situations</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/santas-in-weird-situations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 17:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Simcik</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With Christmas only two weeks away, Santa is a pretty busy guy these days. He has to double check all presents are made, organize final copies of the naughty and nice lists and do some last-minute reindeer grooming so they&#8217;re in tip-top shape for Christmas. It&#8217;s a stressful few weeks, but Santa&#8217;s been doing it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With <a href="http://allchristmas.fm/" target="_blank">Christmas</a> only two weeks away, Santa is a pretty busy guy these days. He has to double check all presents are made, organize final copies of the naughty and nice lists and do some last-minute reindeer grooming so they're in tip-top shape for Christmas. It's a stressful few weeks, but Santa's been doing it for like, hundreds of years, so he has the whole thing down pat.</p>
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		<title>Singing UPS Guy Is Modern Day Santa</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/singing-ups-guy-is-modern-day-santa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 16:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a nice UPS man singing a Christmas song about how he&#8217;s basically a modern-day Santa. He actually makes a good point. Plus, he can sing. Our favorite part is at the end when he offers up the disclaimer that he wasn&#8217;t slacking on the job, since he&#8217;s on a scheduled break. It makes us [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here's a nice UPS man singing a <a href="http://allchristmas.fm" target="_blank">Christmas</a> song about how he's basically a modern-day Santa. He actually makes a good point. Plus, he can sing. Our favorite part is at the end when he offers up the disclaimer that he wasn't slacking on the job, since he's on a scheduled break. It makes us want to order so many packages online, </p>
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		<title>See Over 800 Santas Running in Germany</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/germany-street-santas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 15:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Roughly 800 people put on Santa costumes for the Fourth Annual Michendorf Santa Run in Michendorf, Germany. The race is sponsored by Laufclub Michendorf (which translated means Michendorf Running Club, imagine that) and is 10 kilometers long. You can&#8217;t quite tell from these pictures, but it actually began snowing pretty hard during the race, which [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Roughly 800 people put on Santa costumes for the Fourth Annual Michendorf Santa Run in Michendorf, Germany. The race is sponsored by Laufclub Michendorf (which translated means Michendorf Running Club, imagine that) and is 10 kilometers long. You can't quite tell from these pictures, but<a href="http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/09/15795609-santa-stampede-germans-run-in-red-suits-and-beards?lite" target="_blank"> it actually began snowing pretty hard during the race</a>, which probably makes these the most <a href="http://allchristmas.fm" target="_blank">Christmas-y</a> photos ever. Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Boy Sits On Santa&#039;s Lap, Realizes 13 Years Later It&#039;s His Father-In-Law</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/santa-father-in-law/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:48:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Chris Burd was 13-years-old he went to the mall in Maplewood, Minn during Christmas time. He was with his three-year-old sister, and to appease her he also sat on the lap of the mall&#8217;s Santa Claus and asked for gifts. Fast forward 13 years. Chris had recently become engaged when he got a call [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When Chris Burd was 13-years-old he went to the mall in Maplewood, Minn during Christmas time. He was with his three-year-old sister, and to appease her he also sat on the lap of the mall's Santa Claus and asked for gifts.</p>
<p>Fast forward 13 years. Chris had recently become engaged when he got a call from his mother who tells him she had made an interesting discovery while going through a batch of old pictures.</p>
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		<title>Grinchy Kindergarten Teacher Tells Students That Santa Isn&#039;t Real</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/teacher-tells-students-santa-isnt-real/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2012 14:40:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donald Deane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s worse than a news anchor blabbing on live TV that Santa isn&#8217;t real? How about a Texas kindergarten teacher revealing the terrible truth about Saint Nick to her entire class of five-year-olds? Yep, that actually happened. The teacher at Pease Elementary in Austin, who&#8217;s only been identified as &#8220;Mrs. Fuller,&#8221; reportedly asked her class, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What's worse than <a href="http://thefw.com/news-anchor-says-santa-isnt-real/">a news anchor blabbing on live TV that Santa isn't real?</a> How about a Texas kindergarten teacher revealing <a href="http://gawker.com/5966107/texas-kindergarten-teacher-ruins-christmas-tells-5+year+old-students-santa-claus-isnt-real" target="_blank">the terrible truth</a> about Saint Nick to her entire class of five-year-olds? Yep, that actually happened.</p>
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		<title>12 Santas Who Might Be Drunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 18:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Simcik</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even though Santa has an awesome job, it can be super stressful at times. Sure he&#8217;s a jolly ol&#8217; guy who gives out presents for a living, but when Christmas Eve rolls around, things can get really tricky. If you think about it, the guy has to pull off delivering like, millions and millions of presents [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even though <a href="http://thefw.com/santa-gets-beard-stuck/">Santa</a> has an awesome job, it can be super stressful at times. Sure he's a jolly ol' guy who gives out presents for a living, but when Christmas Eve rolls around, things can get really tricky. If you think about it, the guy has to pull off delivering like, millions and millions of presents to people all around the world, so of course Santa needs to relax a bit post-Christmas. You know-- hop in the jaccuzi, get a massage or down a couple dozen chocolate chip cookies while the elves give him a manicure.</p>
<p>However, there are times Santa goes a little overboard with this whole "relaxing" thing, and he knocks back a few too many drinks (and we're not talking about milk). Basically, the guy gets extra, extra tipsy. He ends up passing out on sidewalks, subways and even right next to the Christmas tree. Who know Saint Nick was such a party animal?</p>
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		<title>15 Kids Who&#039;d Do Anything To Get Off Santa&#039;s Lap</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/kids-scared-of-santa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 15:40:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cameron Simcik</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the best parts about the holiday season is when Santa comes to town for a visit. Every single year, he makes his rounds to American shopping malls so little kids (and adults&#8211; we’re guilty) can have an up-close-and-personal gift-begging session with the guy. The whole thing is pretty impressive if you think about [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the best parts about the holiday season is when <a href="http://thefw.com/santa-gets-beard-stuck/">Santa comes to town</a> for a visit. Every single year, he makes his rounds to American shopping malls so little kids (and adults-- we’re guilty) can have an up-close-and-personal gift-begging session with the guy. The whole thing is pretty impressive if you think abo</p>
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		<title>Real Life Grinch Busted for Telling Kids That Santa Doesn&#039;t Exist</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/drunk-guy-tells-kids-no-santa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2012 19:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amanda  Ferris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bah, humbug! A Canadian Grinch ruined the annual holiday parade for dozens of children last Saturday. The intoxicated 24-year-old man, who hailed from Kingston, was arrested after police received a complaint. Parents informed authorities that this jerk ruined Christmas for their youngsters by walking up and down the parade lines and telling them that Santa [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bah, humbug! <a href="http://vancouver.24hrs.ca/2012/11/19/man-arrested-for-telling-kids-theres-no-santa" target="_blank">A Canadian Grinch ruined the annual holiday parade for dozens of children last Saturday.</a> The intoxicated 24-year-old man, who hailed from Kingston, was arrested after police received a complaint. Parents informed authorities that this jerk ruined Christmas for their youngsters by walking up and down the parade lines and telling them that Santa Claus doesn't exist.</p>
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		<title>Santa Has a Beard Fail While Descending from Mall Ceiling</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2012 15:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donald Deane</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the U.K., Santa got his beard stuck while rappelling down from the ceiling of a mall and dangled there helplessly for half an hour until someone freed him. Old Saint Nick may be hundreds of years old, but he really needs to work on making an entrance. The mall Santa, who was played by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the U.K., <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/santa-gets-stuck-not-chimney-212900657.html" target="_blank">Santa got his beard stuck while rappelling down from the ceiling of a mall</a> and dangled there helplessly for half an hour until someone freed him. Old Saint Nick may be hundreds of years old, but he really needs to work on making an entrance.</p>
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		<title>Autistic Kids Get a Special Meeting with &#039;Sensitive Santa&#039; [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/autistic-kids-sensitive-santa-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 19:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shauna Wright</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The bright lights, loud music and long lines can often keep autistic kids from engaging in a holiday ritual many children enjoy: an annual visit with Santa. So one mall opened early last Sunday morning for some low-key “sensitive Santa” time. The Northtown Mall, in Blaine, Minnesota, dimmed the lights and lowered the music volume [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The bright lights, loud music and long lines can often keep autistic kids from engaging in a holiday ritual many children enjoy: an <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2011/12/05/sensitive-santa-meets-kids-with-autism/" >annual visit with Santa</a>.</p>
<p>So one mall opened early last Sunday morning for some low-key “sensitive Santa” time.</p>
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		<title>New York Teacher Is a Grinch — Tells Second Grade Students Santa Isn&#039;t Real [VIDEO]</title>
		<link>http://z94.com/new-york-teacher-tells-students-santa-isnt-real/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 16:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shauna Wright</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A teacher in Rockland County, New York may have to change her name to Scrooge after she told her second grade class at George Miller Elementary School that Santa Claus isn&#8217;t real. Seeing as how that whole &#8220;naughty or nice&#8221; list helps keep kids in line for at least two months out of the year, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A teacher in Rockland County, New York may have to change her name to Scrooge after she told her second grade class at George Miller Elementary School that <a href="http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/12/01/ny-teacher-accused-of-spoiling-santa-story-for-young-students/" >Santa Claus isn&#8217;t real</a>.</p>
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