The 2-Cycle Motorized Mobility Scooter Rules Them All

As we all know, getting old sucks... but it sucks a lot less when you supercharge the mobility scooter!

Of course it's Russian! Everything that is a little off-kilter seems to comes from Russia. Unless it's super weird, then it tends to be bang-on Japanese, but I digress.

We've seen AK-47 carpools, daily driver commuter tanks, and now the fastest mobility scooter in Europe. (because America did it better, probably) It's fast, loud, and everything that will one day be our new normal. Especially given the current state of young people, yearning to DIY something awesome. Mix in the daily early-bird-special debates about which bands are better... AC/DC, Led Zep, Sabbath, GnR, etc... Being old is looking a lot better these days.