If there is ever a documentary about the effects of kids playing Call of Duty online, this kid will be the star. It should be legal to slap strangers kids.

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't actually slap a random child... that's not cool... But I totally daydream about it walking around WalMart on payday.

Even when I discuss this very subject with friends, they think I'm talking in satire. They always say "Whatever, you love kids blah, blah, blah..." Mostly because I have a typical "my nephews can do no wrong" attitude when it comes to my sisters kids... but there's where they get the story wrong.

I adore my nephews, but I don't like other kids... because every other kid that aren't my nephews suck. But still, I'll never be mean or sarcastic to a kid... even with the annoying ones, that just isn't nice.

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