Contact Us

Band of 11-Year-Old Kids Are Miniature Heavy Metal Gods

Subscribe to KZCD-FM on

In the grand scheme of the heavy metal enthusiast, it is not often that childhood aspirations of becoming a god-sized shredder come to fruition before the first patch of pubic hair.  Yet, somewhere written in the subliminal verses of a Robert Johnson record, there is apparently a trap door that leads to the infamous crossroads where many musical legends have pawned their souls in exchange for the power of grind and groove.

Unlocking the Truth, the Brooklyn-based band consisting of three 11-year-old musicians, appear to have not only have gained unlimited access to the devil’s lair, but they have taken it over, bound and gagged the dark lord and taken his evil hostage in a vicious attempt to become the youngest and heaviest band in the world – all before the tender age of puberty.

These little headbanging whippersnappers are undoubtedly setting the standard for the common prodigy, and if they can somehow find a way to survive all of the excessive perks of the rock n’ roll lifestyle without flunking out of school, they just may become the poster child for the great American rock star, as well.

Subscribe to KZCD-FM on

Best of Z94

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for Z Army quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive Z Army contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.