Yes, There is a Raging Battle Between Old and New Pencil Sharpeners [VIDEO]

This might just be the ultimate 'First World Problem.'

To his credit, the equipment of my youth was ridiculously more robust than anything being produced today. This is especially true if you're cheap like me.

Lets compare this common issue to video games.

I haven't turned on my Xbox for about a year. Literally, haven't played GTA:V, CoD, etc since before Rocklahoma 2014... If I were to turn it on this very minute, I am positive I would dive into a seemingly endless stream of updates. Important functionality patches for both the hard drive, operating system, user interface, and various mandatory add-ons for any game I stick in the tray.

Compare that nightmare of 'First World Shenanigans' to the time tested Nintendo NES.

I can hook it up to my tv, blow on the cartridge, and start playing instantly. I know this is true, for I Super Mario and Duck Hunt last weekend.

This is even true for the unstoppable Playstation 2. Hook it up, pop in a game, start playing.

No updates. No hassles. Instant gratification.

How is it, that in a world filled with such technology, I get faster results in the technology of days past, than with the latest and greatest?

Skynet will happen.