Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Penis Cloud Is an X-Rated Phallic Weather Phenomenon
The forecast? Cloudy with a chance of wood.
Girl’s Tongue Is Freakishly Long and Inexplicably Agile
Wow. Just...wow.
Marijuana Gym Lets You Work Out and Get High Because Those Things Go Together
Forget Tae Bo and P90X -- this may be the next great exercise craze.
12 Superstars We Can’t Imagine Playing for Any Other Team
Like peanut butter and tofu, changing these combos would just be...weird.
McDonald’s Employee Shuts Down Idiotic Drive-Thru Prankster
Despite what you may have heard, the customer is not always right.
Don’t Even Bother Guessing Which City Has the Cheapest Beer
Grab a tall cool one and try to figure out where on earth you can find the cheapest beer. Actually, grab a six-pack because it's going to take a long time.
Competitive Kale Eating Is a Real (Healthy) Thing
Eat a lot of green to win a lot of green.
Is the Ice Cream Truck Song Annoying? [POLL]
It’s one of the most identifiable sounds of summer. But it may also be one of the irritating.
You Know What Fight Weigh-Ins Need? Urine in the Face.
This is un-pee-lievable.
Monster 16-Foot-Long Snake Infiltrates Chill Woman’s Bedroom
This is what you can call an unwanted roommate.
3 Total Loonbags Set Off Fireworks Display in a Walmart
We get it, we get it -- you're really excited for the Fourth of July.
Drunk Man Leaves $1,000 Tip — Only to Take It Back the Next Day
This guy isn't so much an Indian giver as he is a Thai giver.