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The Best Candy Heart Rejects on Twitter

Candy Heart Rejects
The_Sassy_Gay, Twitter

It’s Valentine’s Day, and we all know what that means. #CandyHeartsRejects is trending on Twitter, again. At this point it’s basically a Valentine’s tradition, like buying chocolates or getting into a blackout fight.

We’ve culled through the masses of #CandyHeartsRejects tweets and selected only the best, so you don’t have to get upset wondering how people can’t understand something as simple as a hashtag. Thank you and you’re welcome. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Bonnie McFarlane (@bonniemcfarlane): Daddy that hurts. #CandyHeartRejects
marc maron (@marcmaron): I’m Dying #CandyHeartRejects
Harris Wittels (@twittels): I lovf you #CandyHeartRejects
Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin): C U in hell Mom #CandyHeartRejects
Branson Reese (@bransonreese): I am a microwave. Crawl inside of me. Die screaming. #CandyHeartRejects
Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack): DSCHRG #CandyHeartRejects
RainnWilson (@rainnwilson): KISS POOP #CandyHeartRejects
Matthew Dolkart (@matthewdolkart): Refill the Brita #CandyHeartRejects
(@NevSchulman): I GOOGLED YOU #CandyHeartRejects
Andy Richter (@AndyRichter): SCREAM ALL U WANT #CandyHeartRejects
Brent Black (@brentalfloss): ACME CHALK CO. #CandyHeartRejects
rob delaney (@robdelaney): I’LL GIVE U $8000 2 KILL ME #CandyHeartRejects
Kip Williams (@kiptw): LOOK BEHIND U #CandyHeartRejects
Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman): Be My Adult Baby #CandyHeartRejects
billy eichner (@billyeichner): RIP Sam Kinison #CandyHeartRejects
Steven Weber (@TheStevenWeber): Die with me. #CandyHeartRejects
Michael McKean (@MJMcKean): Contains Peanuts #CandyHeartRejects
Stanley-Walter Swank (@SwankDatHound): Battleship is a great movie despite all the negative reviews #CandyHeartRejects
(@byseanfarrell): I’d be the middle in your human centipede. #CandyHeartRejects
kurt braunohler (@kurtbraunohler): Aren’t We Tired of Doing This Every Year? #CandyHeartRejects #LetTheHashtagDie

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