Stupid Criminals

And the 2012 Florida citizen of the year award goes to...Samuel Williams! Last Friday (07-13-12) at Palms Internet Cafe in Ocala, Florida two armed suspects entered the business with the intent to rob the owner and the patrons. That's what they intended to do, until Williams a CCW (Conceal Carry Weapons) permit holder intervened with his .380 handgun.

For whatever reason whenever people do really bat s#!t crazy things the story just won't go away and people continue to bring it up, even years after the incident. The more bizarre the better!

It's without a doubt one of the greatest viral videos of all time! This guy gets arrested for being intoxicated and disagrees with the charges, he tries to plead his case to police but to no avail. So in a last ditch effort he decides to brake out in song, not just any song 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen...

After 14 years Peyton Manning parted ways with the Indianapolis Colts today, and now the two big questions are where will Manning play next years and what will he look like in another teams uniform? The news conference started with Colt owner Jim Irsay saying "It's a difficult day here of shared pain between Peyton, myself and the fan," and went on to say that " the 18 jersey

Nothing is more embarrassing for a guy than getting caught buying porn. This guy managed to make such an event even more personally humiliating.

If it’s gotta be clean, it’s gotta be Tide. If it’s gotta be stolen Tide, it’s gotta be Patrick Paul Costanzo. Costanzo systemically stole $25,000 worth of Tide liquid detergent from a St. Paul, Minnesota store over the course of a year. About a week ago, ma ...

On Feb. 6th, Ashley Murray of Indiana arrived home with her son to discover a strange man in her apartment. At first, Murray thought she was being robbed. But then, she noticed that the interloper had cooked dinner, folded laundry and swept the floor. Imagine if all trespassers were this helpful!

In Oregon last week, a 14-year-old boy driving a stolen passenger van lost control and slammed into a SUV, critically injuring the other driver. The teen fled the scene but was caught the next day after — get this — boasting about his escape on Facebook.

On Tuesday, a naked burglar was found by workers in a Kentucky supermarket completely covered in chocolate and peanut butter. Hey, can you blame him? The two go so perfectly together.

If you’ve ever seen someone cut in line and wished you could take a Taser to them, the fate that befell a North Carolina woman who didn’t want to wait her turn may very well fill your heart with McNugget-like chunks of glee.

A man from Portland, Oregon who went on a tear in a toy store with a lightsaber has been sentenced. And it’s not to be slowly digested in the stomach pit of a Sarlacc for the next thousand years.

Police are looking for a man in Bakersfield who was caught stealing a security camera by the very same security camera. 2012′s dumb criminals have a lot to live up to after this guy.