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Celebrate Chuck Norris’ 75th Birthday With This Video of Him Kicking Everything

Long before he was an internet meme, Chuck Norris was a genuinely skilled martial artist whose ass-kicking abilities were put on display in dozens of action movies. Running the gamut from massively entertaining (The Delta Force) to totally baffling (The Octagon), Norris’ films all have one thing in common: each one sees him kicking a whole bunch of people. So, in honor of the man’s 75th birthday, let’s all take a moment to enjoy a video supercut of Norris kicking people and things.

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Chuck Norris Outdoes Jean Claude Van Damme’s Epic Split With Airplanes + More

On the Internet, Chuck Norris always wins.

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Can You Win A Staring Contest With Chuck Norris? [VIDEO]

We've all heard, rinsed, and repeated just about every Chuck Norris joke out there. It's a simple thing of beauty. Like when Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris. Or 'there are no roads names Chuck Norris, for nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.'

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Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme Cast in ‘The Expendables 2′

While ‘The Expendables’ arguably featured the greatest collection of movie action heroes ever assembled, there were still a couple pretty prominent celluloid ass-kickers who weren’t in the cast.

It looks like the film’s writer/director/star Sylvester Stallone is trying remedy those oversights in the sequel. Sly announced this week that Jean Claude Van Damme is on board for ‘The Expendables 2,’ and that the Muscles From Brussels will be playing a character who fights Stallone’s character. He also confirmed that Chuck Norris will be making an appearance, and that he’s discussing roles with sometime action heroes John Travolta and Nicolas Cage.

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Chuck Norris Punch Is the GIF That Keeps on Giving

If animated GIFs are the cherry on top of our daily internet sundae, Chuck Norris is the fudge. These cherries and fudge are unrelated to the actual cherries and fudge that top our real daily sundaes which we like to enjoy in our large conference room covered ceiling to floor in plastic tarps. Caramel can get messy!

Back to animated GIFs, they often say the things people just can’t like: “obese people falling is never not hilarious,” “cats are cwazy” and “good Lord I’d love to deliver a Norris-style punch to your lips right now.”

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